Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.

J. Lynn
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More Quotes By J. Lynn
  1. Good God, you don’t give up.”“ Nope.” I laughed, couldn’t help it, and hissmile spread in response to the sound.“ I’m sure there are plenty of girls whowant to go out on a date with you.”“ There are.”“ Wow. Modest aren’t you?”“ Why should I...

  2. I started to kiss him back, slower and clumsy where his had been sure, practiced. I was worried I was doing it wrong, but then a deep sound came from him, almost a growl and instinctively Iknew it was a sound of approval.

  3. As long as the sun’s shining, shit can’t be that bad.

  4. Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly.

  5. You'll be bereft without me.

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